What It Means:

In five at-bats, Turner reached safely twice last night. He proceeded to steal second and third on both occasions. He made a fool of Jake Arrieta and Miguel Montero, the latter of which threw his pitcher under the bus after the game.

Turner now leads the majors with 32 stolen bases on the year. Our algorithms like him to swipe 17 more bags over the remainder of the season, as Turner continues to improve and refine his superstar game.